I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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