im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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