ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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