Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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