So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
im six kinds of drunk right now
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Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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