The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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