i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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