How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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