I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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