So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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