i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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