We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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