She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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