Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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