Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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