well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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