i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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