ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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