On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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