none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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