Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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