Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I wish i was in the wii world.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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