My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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