Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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