Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Randomize
