So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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