You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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