Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
it's great music for shaving your balls
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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