Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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