Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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