ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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