I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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