I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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