I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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