just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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