Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
