I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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