the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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