if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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