So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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