So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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