Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
