One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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