I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Houston, we have a squirter
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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