problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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