Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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