Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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