That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
As shirtless as possible
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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