I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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