Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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