I think i sorta joined a cult last night
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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