Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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