I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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