She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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