clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
