Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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