i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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